robert downey jr’s name is actually robert
his friends call him robert
not robert downey jr
sometimes i realize that his last name isn’t junior
and i’m like woah
oh god his drivers license probably says downey, robert
I’ve heard some of his close friends call him Bob.
Everybody who reblogs this by tomorrow (this ends August 27th) will get a short sentence in their inbox describing the mental image that I got when I saw their URL.
I’m bored and sick and I need something to do.
Just passed a group of bros in the parking lot. They were all wearing snapbacks and muscle shirts. As I passed I heard their conversation. The one bro was arguing, “Naw man, Dumbledore was a terrible caretaker, he literally sent kids into fucking death forest for detention. Messed up man.”